96 oz, comes with cups, lids + stirrers upon request
96 oz local Halfwit drip (hot)
$26.00
96 oz hot chicory Cafe du Monde
$23.00
Halfwit Coldbrew
.5 gal$19.00
1 gal$34.00
House-Made Golden Chai
$35.00
Gallon House Lemonade
$25.00
Gallon Seasonal Fruit Lemonade
$28.00
Gallon Fresh Squeezed Orange Juice
$25.00
Add the Fixins
8 oz $3/16 oz $5
Organic Half and Half
Organic Simple Syrup
Oat Milk
House vanilla + salted caramel syrup available
Pizza Platters
Specialty Pizza Platters
All specialty pizzas come with cheese blend and red sauce on the side.
Wise Guy: Veggie or Italian Sausage, Spicy Giardiniera, Mushroom
Caprese: Roasted Tomatoes, Basil Pesto Drizzle, Balsamic Glaze
Milk + Honey: Ri-goat-ta Cheese, Chili Flakes, Honey Drizzle
BLT: Bacon Pieces, Roasted Tomatoes, Arugula, Ranch Drizzle
Don't see a pizza that's on our menu? Reach out and we'll make it into a platter for you!
Milk + Honey$65.00
Caprese$66.00
BLT/Bacon$68.00
BLT/Sub Veg Sausage$70.00
Wise Guy/PORK Sausage$68.00
Wise Guy/VEGGIE Sausage$70.00
Classic Pizza Platters
18 slices of our crispy Detroit style pizza. Comes with red sauce on the side so you can top when you're ready to serve or have diners dip as they eat! Each platter serves 6-10.
Cheese Pizza$50.00
Mushroom Pizza$53.00
Italian Sausage Pizza$58.00
Pepperoni Pizza$58.00
Veggie Sausage Pizza$60.00
gluten free, vegetarian option, vegan option
Lunch Combos
Lovely Lunches!
Perfect for working lunches or larger events! Half sandwich, wrap or 2 slices of pizza; side salad; pastry. Minimum 6/variation. No subs, with exception of GF crust on pizza (+$2/person)
$16.00
Make Pizza Lunch GF$2.00
Lunch Salads
Single Full Size Salads
want a salad as an entree? (oooh, you're so healthy!) choose from our Cobb-ish or our Green Goddess-que Salad. Minimum 6/order.
Cobb-ish Salad$15.00
Green Goddess-que$12.00
Green Goddess/ADD CHICKEN$15.00
House Greens Salad
Mixed greens, cucumbers, tomato, pickled onions with house vinaigrette half tray serves 10-15
$40.00
gluten free, vegan
Tossed Kale Salad
Lacinato kale tossed in house ranch, pickled onions half tray serves 10-15
