Crispy bacon, Nueske's ham, scrambled egg, cheese, potato chips, chipotle, mayo
$95.00
Platters
Donut Platter
26 of our infamous, vegan-friendly cake donuts. Flavors change daily, inquire for options
$60.00
It Gets Butter Platter
Serves 15. 40 savory fresh baked bites--choose from cheesy herb biscuit, cheesy herb cornbread (gf), or mix; choice of two 8 oz containers of spreads
$60.00
Choice of Two: Whipped Butter, Tomato Jam, Onion Jam
Sub BACON Jam$15.00
Lil Smack Platter
Includes five (5) vegan blueberry muffins, five (5) GF chocolate chip cookies, and ten (10) slices GF/vegan double chocolate pepita bread!
$60.00
Quiche Platter
Flakey buttermilk quiche. Cut in 6 or 8 slices
Veggie & Cheese (Chef's Choice)$55.00
Bacon, Onion, & Cheddar$60.00
Toast Platter
Choose from cheesy herb biscuits, cheesy herb cornbread, sourdough or GF/V focaccia, or a mix - 24 pieces to each pan. Comes with butter/vegan butter. Add on jams!
Biscuits$24.00
Cornbread (GF)$24.00
Sourdough (vegan)$24.00
Focaccia (gf/v)$40.00
Mix of Breads (Indicate Below)$35.00
gluten free, vegan
Bagel Platter
A dozen sliced bagels (everything, egg, or a variety mix); 16 oz whipped plain cream cheese and 16 oz giardiniera cream cheese. Yum! Serves 12-20 depending on how much your crowd loves carbs.
Be a mensch and make it a Lox Platter! 1 pound wild caught salmon, plus tomatoes, cucumbers, capers + red onions.
Bagel Platter$55.00
Make it a Lox Platter! 1 pound wild caught salmon, plus tomatoes, cucumbers, capers + red onions$125.00
Savory Sides
Bacon Slices
12 servings (2 slices/person)
$40.00
Breakfast Taters
Yukon gold potatoes fried to perfection and tossed in old bay seasoning half serves 8-15/full serves 15-25
One scrambled egg in butter or JUSTegg (v), choice of bread + mayo (plain, garlic chive, chipotle). Vegan/DF/GF options available!
Classic Platter
6 sammies with a choice of protein, mayo + bread
$50.00
gluten free, vegan
BYOS: Build Your Own Sammie Platter
6 sammies with choice of bread, protein, mayo, and jam. Additional protein upgrades available!
$58.00
Tomato Jam
Balsamic Onion Jam
Bacon Jam$5.00
dairy free, gluten free, vegan
Bestest Platter
Six (6) of our most #1 sammie: the Bestest! Bacon jam, choice of sausage, chive mayo + cheese
Vegetarian Option: Tomato Jam & Beyond Veggie Sausage
Vegan Option: Veg mods above & JUSTegg on sourdough
Bestest$85.00
Beyond Bestest$85.00
Vegan Bestest$88.00
dairy free, gluten free, vegan
Green Egg Platter
6 sammies with onion jam, chive mayo, and buttery kale with choice of egg (just egg for v option)
$75.00
gluten free, vegan
Bread Options
Cheesy Herb Biscuit
Cheesy Herb Cornbread
gluten free
Sourdough
vegan
Bagel
vegan
Focaccia
gluten free, vegan
Savory Jams
Tomato
gluten free, vegan
Balsamic Onion
gluten free, vegan
Spreadable Bacon
gluten free
Upgrades!
Veggies (kale, onion)
Cheddar
Nueske's Ham or Bacon
House Pork/chix Sausage
Vegan Cheese
Beyond Veggie Sausage
Sweet Sides
Fresh Fruit Platter
Four types of fresh, ripe fruit.
Half Tray (Serves 8-10)$55.00
Full Tray (Serves 15-20)$105.00
Individual 9 oz cups (minimum 6)$6.00 per each
dairy free, gluten free, vegan
Yogurt Parfaits
Full-fat yogurt, housemade GF granola, mixed berry fruit compote (9 oz each)
Minimum purchase of six (6) required
ea$6.00
gluten free
Breakfast Scrambles
Serves 10-12. Made with cage-free eggs scrambled in
butter. (Can be scrambled in oil for dairy-free)
Classic Scramble
Made with cage-free eggs, scrambled in butter (can be scrambled in oil for dairy-free)
$60.00
dairy free, gluten free, vegan
Greens Scramble
Mix of eggs and sauteed dino kale
$65.00
dairy free, gluten free, vegan
Veg Out Scramble
Mix of eggs, kale, onions, peppers + mushrooms
$75.00
dairy free, gluten free, vegan
"Dad" Scramble
Mix of eggs, Nueske's ham, onions + kale
$80.00
dairy free, gluten free, vegan
Add Protein to Your Scramble!
With Wisconsin cheddar$15.00
With Nueske's ham$30.00
With house chix or pork sausage$25.00
With vegan cheese$20.00
With beyond veggie sausage$30.00
gluten free, vegan
Beverages
96 oz, comes with cups, lids + stirrers upon request
Local Halfwit Drip Coffee (96oz hot)
$26.00
Chicory Cafe du Monde Drip Coffee (96oz hot)
$23.00
Halfwit Coldbrew
.5 gal$19.00
1 gal$34.00
House-Made Golden Chai
$35.00
Gallon House Lemonade
$25.00
Gallon Seasonal Fruit Lemonade
$28.00
Fresh-Squeezed Orange Juice
One (1) gallon
$35.00
Add the Fixins
Organic Half and Half
Oat Milk
Organic Simple Syrup
Dry Goods: Plates, Napkins/Flatware
please add this option if you need forks, plates, napkins, etc. Add more on like cups/lids/stirrers
$0.50
Lunch Salads
Green Goddessque Salad (gf, v )
mixed greens, zucchini, cucumbers, tomato, toasted pepitas & pickled onions. Comes with green goddess dressing.
Half tray serves 10-15
Full tray serves 15-20
Half Tray (serves 10-15)$45.00
Full Tray (Serves 15-20)$85.00
Tossed Kale Salad
Lacinato kale tossed in house ranch, pickled onions
Half tray serves 10-15
Full tray serves 15-20
Half Tray$45.00
Full Tray$80.00
dairy free, gluten free, vegan
House Greens Salad
Mixed greens, cucumbers, tomato, pickled onions with house vinaigrette
Half tray serves 10-15
Full tray serves 15-20
