Menus
Explore our dinner, brunch, and catering menus, packed with gluten-free, vegan, and vegetarian options that never skimp on flavor.
Brunch Menu
These items are available during our brunch hours.
Life Changing Breakfast Sandwiches
Choose smack dab scrambled egg* or just egg Sub in any bread you desire, options below-
The Bestest Seller
House sausage (chicken or pork), cheese, bacon jam, garlic chive mayo on biscuit
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Beyond bestest: sub tomato jam + Beyond veg sausage
Vegan bestest: sub just egg, vegan cheese on sourdough
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The Best Seller
Egg, bacon jam, garlic chive mayo, cheesy biscuit
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Green Eggs + Jam
Buttery kale, garlic chive mayo, balsamic onion jam
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Vegan Green Sammie
Kale, just egg, onion jam, vegan chive mayo on sourdough
Cheese/vegan cheeze, or veg sausage $1.50
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Classic Sammie
Scrambled egg (or just egg), choice of bread + mayo
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Rotating Special Sammie
Ask us about our special sammie of the month!
Varies
Bread
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Cheesy Herb Biscuit
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Cheesy Herb Cornbread
gluten free
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Sourdough
vegan
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Bagel
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Focaccia
gluten free, vegan
Savory Jams
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Tomato
gluten free, vegan
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Balsamic Onion
gluten free, vegan
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Spreadable Bacon
gluten free
Mayos
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Plain, Chive, Chipotle
gluten free, vegan
Upgrades
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Kale
gluten free
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Sauteed Onions
gluten free
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Extra Egg
gluten free
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Cheese or Vegan Cheese
gluten free
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Nueske's Ham
gluten free
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Bacon
gluten free
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Pork or Chix Sausage
gluten free
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Beyond Veggie Sausage
gluten free
Add
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1 Egg*
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2 Eggs*
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Side Gravy
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Bacon Slices (3)
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Pimento Grits
gluten free, vegan
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Old Bay Taters
gluten free, vegan
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Side Kale
gluten free, vegan
Brunch Sweethearts!
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Good N Hot Cinny Rolls
Baked fresh, glazed + sprinkled to order
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Donuts
Always vegan! Flavors rotate daily
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The Strip Mall Bowl*
Pimento grits, 3 slices bacon, crispy potatoes, + 2 eggs sunny or scrambled
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Grits N' Greens Bowl*
Pimento grits, blistered kale + 2 eggs sunny or scrambled
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Vegan option: sub in just egg
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Biscuits + Gravy*
Split biscuit topped with gravy (chicken, pork, or veggie sausage) + 2 eggs sunny or scrambled
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Breakfast Hash*
Potatoes, onions, kale in bell pepper butter + spices, just egg(v) or egg; choice of buttered toast
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Add ham, bacon or sausage (veg, meaty)
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Breakfast Burrito
Chipotle mayo, potatoes, cheese, and eggs in flour tortilla
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Smokey: with crispy bacon, smoky Nueske's ham
Kale'n'it with kale + onions
Vegan: sub in just egg + v chz on the kale'n'it
Bagels + More Nibbles
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Perfect Lox Bagel
Wild salmon, plain or spicy giardiniera cream cheese, capers, red onions, black pepper
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Toasted bagel + cream cheese
Kids combo (egg, choice toast, jam)
Toasted biscuit + butter
Yogurt parfait
Bevs
Sassy cow whole milk or oat milkLattes
12 oz hot, 16 oz iced, 16 oz hot-
Mocha
Housemade Valrhona syrup
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dirty chai
Brewed from scratch "golden chai"
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Native Maple Latte
Pure maple extract, liquid smoke
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Salted Caramel Latte
Vegan housemade caramel syrup
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Golden Chai
Made in-house with oat milk, toasted spices, fresh turmeric + ginger, organic cane sugar,
MAKE IT "DIRTY" with double espresso shot!
Basic
12 oz hot, 16 oz iced, 16 oz hot-
Cafe Du Monde
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Cold brew (16 oz)
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Americano
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Cappuccino
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Latte
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Hot Chocolate
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Hot Tea
(black, herbal)
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Iced 16 oz
Lemonade
Iced tea (black)
Arnold Palmer
Fresh Orange Juice
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Can/Bottled
Mexican Coca-Cola, olipop, mineral water
From Our Bakery
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Cake Donut
vegan
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Chocolate Chip Cookie
gluten free
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Blueberry Muffin
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Almond Croissant
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DBL Choc Pepita Bread Slice
Our catering menu is made especially for larger orders, which means some of the items you see here are available for catering only and are not available on our everyday brunch menu.
That includes items like fresh fruit and other catering-specific sides, platters and add-ons that we bring in and prepare specifically for your order.
Breakfast Burrito Platters
12 burrito halves, all with flour tortillas-
Veggie Burrito
Fresh veggies, onions, potato chips, scrambled eggs, cheese blend + chipotle mayo
$85.00
Make Them Vegan $10.00
dairy free, vegan
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Smokey Burrito
Crispy bacon, Nueske's ham, scrambled egg, cheese, potato chips, chipotle, mayo
$95.00
Platters
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Donut Platter
26 of our infamous, vegan-friendly cake donuts. Flavors change daily, inquire for options
$60.00
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It Gets Butter Platter
Serves 15. 40 savory fresh baked bites--choose from cheesy herb biscuit, cheesy herb cornbread (gf), or mix; choice of two 8 oz containers of spreads
$60.00
Choice of Two: Whipped Butter, Tomato Jam, Onion Jam
Sub BACON Jam $15.00
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Lil Smack Platter
Includes five (5) vegan blueberry muffins, five (5) GF chocolate chip cookies, and ten (10) slices GF/vegan double chocolate pepita bread!
$60.00
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Quiche Platter
Flakey buttermilk quiche. Cut in 6 or 8 slices
Veggie & Cheese (Chef's Choice) $55.00
Bacon, Onion, & Cheddar $60.00
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Toast Platter
Choose from cheesy herb biscuits, cheesy herb cornbread, sourdough or GF/V focaccia, or a mix - 24 pieces to each pan. Comes with butter/vegan butter. Add on jams!
Biscuits $24.00
Cornbread (GF) $24.00
Sourdough (vegan) $24.00
Focaccia (gf/v) $40.00
Mix of Breads (Indicate Below) $35.00
gluten free, vegan
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Bagel Platter
A dozen sliced bagels (everything, egg, or a variety mix); 16 oz whipped plain cream cheese and 16 oz giardiniera cream cheese. Yum! Serves 12-20 depending on how much your crowd loves carbs. Be a mensch and make it a Lox Platter! 1 pound wild caught salmon, plus tomatoes, cucumbers, capers + red onions.
Bagel Platter $55.00
Make it a Lox Platter! 1 pound wild caught salmon, plus tomatoes, cucumbers, capers + red onions $125.00
Savory Sides
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Bacon Slices
12 servings (2 slices/person)
$40.00
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Breakfast Taters
Yukon gold potatoes fried to perfection and tossed in old bay seasoning half serves 8-15/full serves 15-25
$30.00
$60.00
gluten free, vegan
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Breakfast Hash
Yukon gold potatoes, sweet potatoes, onions, and kale, sautéed, seared, and tossed in a red pepper herb butter. Delicious! Can be made vegan. Serves 12 as entree, 20 as side
Hash Tray (Serves 10-12) $75.00
With Scrambled Egg $100.00
Sub JUSTegg (vegan) $105.00
dairy free, gluten free, vegetarian, vegan
Life-Changing Breakfast Sammies
One scrambled egg in butter or JUSTegg (v), choice of bread + mayo (plain, garlic chive, chipotle). Vegan/DF/GF options available!-
Classic Platter
6 sammies with a choice of protein, mayo + bread
$50.00
gluten free, vegan
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BYOS: Build Your Own Sammie Platter
6 sammies with choice of bread, protein, mayo, and jam. Additional protein upgrades available!
$58.00
Tomato Jam
Balsamic Onion Jam
Bacon Jam $5.00
dairy free, gluten free, vegan
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Bestest Platter
Six (6) of our most #1 sammie: the Bestest! Bacon jam, choice of sausage, chive mayo + cheese Vegetarian Option: Tomato Jam & Beyond Veggie Sausage Vegan Option: Veg mods above & JUSTegg on sourdough
Bestest $85.00
Beyond Bestest $85.00
Vegan Bestest $88.00
dairy free, gluten free, vegan
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Green Egg Platter
6 sammies with onion jam, chive mayo, and buttery kale with choice of egg (just egg for v option)
$75.00
gluten free, vegan
Bread Options
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Cheesy Herb Biscuit
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Cheesy Herb Cornbread
gluten free
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Sourdough
vegan
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Bagel
vegan
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Focaccia
gluten free, vegan
Savory Jams
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Tomato
gluten free, vegan
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Balsamic Onion
gluten free, vegan
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Spreadable Bacon
gluten free
Upgrades!
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Veggies (kale, onion)
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Cheddar
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Nueske's Ham or Bacon
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House Pork/chix Sausage
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Vegan Cheese
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Beyond Veggie Sausage
Sweet Sides
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Fresh Fruit Platter
Four types of fresh, ripe fruit.
Half Tray (Serves 8-10) $55.00
Full Tray (Serves 15-20) $105.00
Individual 9 oz cups (minimum 6) $6.00 per each
dairy free, gluten free, vegan
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Yogurt Parfaits
Full-fat yogurt, housemade GF granola, mixed berry fruit compote (9 oz each) Minimum purchase of six (6) required
ea $6.00
gluten free
Breakfast Scrambles
Serves 10-12. Made with cage-free eggs scrambled in butter. (Can be scrambled in oil for dairy-free)-
Classic Scramble
Made with cage-free eggs, scrambled in butter (can be scrambled in oil for dairy-free)
$60.00
dairy free, gluten free, vegan
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Greens Scramble
Mix of eggs and sauteed dino kale
$65.00
dairy free, gluten free, vegan
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Veg Out Scramble
Mix of eggs, kale, onions, peppers + mushrooms
$75.00
dairy free, gluten free, vegan
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"Dad" Scramble
Mix of eggs, Nueske's ham, onions + kale
$80.00
dairy free, gluten free, vegan
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Add Protein to Your Scramble!
With Wisconsin cheddar $15.00
With Nueske's ham $30.00
With house chix or pork sausage $25.00
With vegan cheese $20.00
With beyond veggie sausage $30.00
gluten free, vegan
Beverages
96 oz, comes with cups, lids + stirrers upon request-
Local Halfwit Drip Coffee (96oz hot)
$26.00
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Chicory Cafe du Monde Drip Coffee (96oz hot)
$23.00
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Halfwit Coldbrew
.5 gal $19.00
1 gal $34.00
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House-Made Golden Chai
$35.00
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Gallon House Lemonade
$25.00
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Gallon Seasonal Fruit Lemonade
$28.00
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Fresh-Squeezed Orange Juice
One (1) gallon
$35.00
Add the Fixins
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Organic Half and Half
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Oat Milk
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Organic Simple Syrup
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Dry Goods: Plates, Napkins/Flatware
please add this option if you need forks, plates, napkins, etc. Add more on like cups/lids/stirrers
$0.50
Lunch Salads
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Green Goddessque Salad (gf, v )
mixed greens, zucchini, cucumbers, tomato, toasted pepitas & pickled onions. Comes with green goddess dressing. Half tray serves 10-15 Full tray serves 15-20
Half Tray (serves 10-15) $45.00
Full Tray (Serves 15-20) $85.00
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Tossed Kale Salad
Lacinato kale tossed in house ranch, pickled onions Half tray serves 10-15 Full tray serves 15-20
Half Tray $45.00
Full Tray $80.00
dairy free, gluten free, vegan
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House Greens Salad
Mixed greens, cucumbers, tomato, pickled onions with house vinaigrette Half tray serves 10-15 Full tray serves 15-20
Half Tray $45.00
Full Tray $80.00
gluten free, vegan