The Bestest Seller
House sausage (chicken or pork), cheese, bacon jam, garlic chive mayo on biscuit
$12.25
Beyond bestest: sub tomato jam + Beyond veg sausage $0.50
Vegan bestest: sub just egg, vegan cheese on sourdough $0.50
The Best Seller
Egg, bacon jam, garlic chive mayo, cheesy biscuit
$9.50
Green Eggs + Jam
Buttery kale, garlic chive mayo, balsamic onion jam
$9.25
Classic Sammie
Scrambled egg (or just egg), choice of bread + mayo
$7.75
Rotating Special Sammie
Ask us about our special sammie of the month!
Varies
Build Your Own Sammie
Start with egg or just egg! Choose bread, mayo, proteins + extras. Customize to your heart's content!
Cheesy Herb Biscuit
Cheesy Herb Cornbread
gluten free
Sourdough
vegan
Bagel
Focaccia
$1.75
gluten free, vegan
Tomato
$1.50
Balsamic Onion
Spreadable Bacon
$2.00
Plain, Chive, Chipotle
Kale
$1.00
Sauteed Onions
Extra Egg
Cheese or Vegan Cheese
Nueske's Ham
$2.75
Bacon
Pork or Chix Sausage
Beyond Veggie Sausage
1 Egg*
2 Eggs*
$5.00
Side Gravy
$4.00
Bacon Slices (3)
$4.75
Pimento Grits
$3.75
Old Bay Taters
Side Kale
Good N Hot Cinny Rolls
Baked fresh, glazed + sprinkled to order
$4.95
The Strip Mall Bowl*
Pimento grits, 3 slices bacon, crispy potatoes, + 2 eggs sunny or scrambled
$13.00
Grits N' Greens Bowl*
Pimento grits, blistered kale + 2 eggs sunny or scrambled
$12.50
Vegan option: sub in just egg $2.00
Biscuits + Gravy*
Split biscuit topped with gravy (chicken, pork, or veggie sausage) + 2 eggs sunny or scrambled
$10.25
Breakfast Hash*
Potatoes, onions, kale in bell pepper butter + spices, just egg(v) or egg; choice of buttered toast
Add ham, bacon or sausage (veg, meaty) $3.00
Breakfast Burrito
Chipotle mayo, potatoes, cheese, and eggs in flour tortilla
Smokey: with crispy bacon, smoky Nueske's ham $0.50
Kale'n'it with kale + onions
Vegan: sub in just egg + v chz on the kale'n'it $2.00
The Deluxe Scramble
Two eggs, Nueske's ham, onions, blistered kale + cheddar. Choice of jam, side of toasted cornbread
Perfect Lox Bagel
Wild salmon, plain or spicy giardiniera cream cheese, capers, red onions, black pepper
$10.95
Toasted bagel + cream cheese $3.95
Kids combo (egg, choice toast, jam) $5.00
Toasted biscuit + butter $3.50
Yogurt parfait $4.95
Mocha
Housemade Valrhona syrup
$5.25
$5.50
dirty chai
Brewed from scratch "golden chai"
$5.95
Native Maple Latte
Pure maple extract, liquid smoke
Salted Caramel Latte
Vegan housemade caramel syrup
Golden Chai
Made in-house with oat milk, toasted spices, fresh turmeric + ginger, organic cane sugar,
12 oz $4.95
16 oz iced $4.95
16 oz $5.25
MAKE IT "DIRTY" with double espresso shot!
Cafe Du Monde
$3.00
Cold brew (16 oz)
Americano
$3.95
$4.10
Cappuccino
$4.50
Latte
Hot Chocolate
$4.35
Hot Tea
(black, herbal)
$3.50
Iced 16 oz
Lemonade $3.75
Iced tea (black, herbal) $3.25
Arnold Palmer $3.50
Fresh Orange Juice $4.75
Can/Bottled
Mexican Coca-Cola, olipop, mineral water
Chocolate Chip Cookie
Breakfast Hash
Yukon gold potatoes, sweet potatoes, onions, and kale, sautéed, seared, and tossed in a red pepper herb butter. Delicious! Veggie/gf. vegan option available. Serves 12 as entree, 20 as side
$65.00
With scrambled egg $20.00
With just egg $30.00
With nueske's ham $20.00
Greens Scramble
Mix of eggs and sauteed dino kale
Veg out Scramble
Mix of eggs, kale, onions, peppers + mushrooms
$70.00
"Dad" Scramble
Mix of eggs, Nueske's ham, onions + kale
$80.00
Add Protein to Your Scramble!
With Wisconsin cheddar $15.00
With Nueske's ham $30.00
With house chix or pork sausage $25.00
With vegan cheese $20.00
With beyond veggie sausage $30.00
Get Toasted
Choose from cheesy herb biscuits, cheesy herb cornbread sourdough focaccia comes with butter/vegan butter. Add on jams
24 pieces toasted
$20.00
$36.00
Veggie Burrito
Fresh veggies, onions, potato chips, scrambled eggs, cheese blend + chipotle mayo
$85.00
Make them vegan $10.00
Smokey Burrito
Crispy bacon, Nueske's ham, scrambled egg, cheese, potato chips, chipotle, mayo
$95.00
Make It a Lox Platter
1 lb smoked wild-caught salmon, red onion, capers, cucumber, tomato
$75.00
Fresh Fruit Platter
4 Types of fresh, ripe fruit. Half tray serves 8-10; full tray serves 15-20
$50.00
individual 9 oz cups (minimum 6) $6.00 per each
Tossed Kale Salad
Lacinato kale tossed in house ranch, pickled onions half tray serves 10-15
$35.00
House Greens Salad
Mixed greens, cucumbers, tomato, pickled onions with house vinaigrette half tray serves 10-15
$40.00
Bacon Slices
12 servings (2/person) other protein sides available
Breakfast Taters
Yukon gold potatoes fried to perfection and tossed in old bay seasoning half serves 8-15/full serves 15-25
$30.00
$60.00
Yogurt Parfaits
Full-fat yogurt, housemade granola, mixed berry fruit compote (9 oz each)
ea $5.00
Mexican Coca-Cola
12 oz $3.00
Olipop, assorted flavors
16 oz $3.00
Sparkling Mineral Water
12 oz $2.50
Classic Platter
6 sammies with a choice of protein, mayo + bread
$48.00
Variety Platter
6 sammies with egg, an assortment of vegetarian jams and mayos
$55.00
Bestest Platter
6 of our most #1 sammie: the bestest! Bacon jam, choice of sausage, chive mayo + cheese
Can be veggie or vegan! $75.00
Green Egg Platter
6 sammies with onion jam, chive mayo, and buttery kale with choice of egg (just egg for v option)
Custom Platter
Don't follow the crowd-build your own! 6 sandwich min, no more than 3 variations per platter
prices vary
Veggies (kale, onion)
Wisconsin Cheddar
Nueske's Ham or Bacon
$2.50
House Pork/chix Sausage
Vegan Cheese
Donut Platter
26 of our infamous, vegan-friendly cake donuts. Flavors change daily, inquire for options
It Gets Butter Platter
Serves 15. 40 savory fresh baked bites--choose from cheesy herb biscuit, cheesy herb cornbread (gf), or mix; choice of two 8 oz containers of spreads
Whipped butter, tomato jam, balsamic onion jam, spreadable bacon jam $15.00
Lil Smack Platter
Serves 10-12. 5 berry muffins 5 chocolate chip cookies and 5 slices dbl chocolate bread
Custom Sweets Platter
Choose from: donuts, almond croissants, banana bread, cinnamon rolls, muffins, choc pepita bread, choc chip cookie. 6 piece min
Prices vary
Quiche Platter
Flakey buttermilk quiche. Cut in 6 or 8 slices
Veggie + cheddar bacon onion cheddar $5.00
Organic Half and Half
Organic Simple Syrup
Oat Milk
House vanilla + salted caramel syrup available
96 oz local Halfwit drip (hot)
$26.00
96 oz hot chicory Cafe du Monde
$23.00
Halfwit Coldbrew
.5 gal $19.00
1 gal $34.00
House-Made Golden Chai
Gallon House Lemonade
$25.00
Gallon Seasonal Fruit Lemonade
$28.00
Gallon Fresh Squeezed Orange Juice
