6730 N Clark St, Chicago, IL 60626 (872) 241-9111
6730 N Clark St, Chicago, IL 60626 (872) 241-9111
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Explore our dinner, brunch, and catering menus, packed with gluten-free, vegan, and vegetarian options that never skimp on flavor.

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    • Brunch Menu

    Life Changing Breakfast Sandwiches

    Choose smack dab scrambled egg* or just egg Sub in any bread you desire, options below

    • The Bestest Seller

      House sausage (chicken or pork), cheese, bacon jam, garlic chive mayo on biscuit

      -

      Beyond bestest: sub tomato jam + Beyond veg sausage

      Vegan bestest: sub just egg, vegan cheese on sourdough

    • The Best Seller

      Egg, bacon jam, garlic chive mayo, cheesy biscuit

    • Green Eggs + Jam

      Buttery kale, garlic chive mayo, balsamic onion jam

    • Vegan Green Sammie

      Kale, just egg, onion jam, vegan chive mayo on sourdough

      Cheese/vegan cheeze, or veg sausage $1.50

    • Classic Sammie

      Scrambled egg (or just egg), choice of bread + mayo

    • Rotating Special Sammie

      Ask us about our special sammie of the month!

      Varies

    • Build Your Own Sammie

      Start with egg or just egg! Choose bread, mayo, proteins + extras. Customize to your heart's content!

    Bread

    • Cheesy Herb Biscuit

    • Cheesy Herb Cornbread

      gluten free

    • Sourdough

      vegan

    • Bagel

    • Focaccia

      gluten free, vegan

    Savory Jams

    • Tomato

      gluten free, vegan

    • Balsamic Onion

      gluten free, vegan

    • Spreadable Bacon

      gluten free

    Mayos

    • Plain, Chive, Chipotle

      gluten free, vegan

    Upgrades

    • Kale

      gluten free

    • Sauteed Onions

      gluten free

    • Extra Egg

      gluten free

    • Cheese or Vegan Cheese

      gluten free

    • Nueske's Ham

      gluten free

    • Bacon

      gluten free

    • Pork or Chix Sausage

      gluten free

    • Beyond Veggie Sausage

      gluten free

    Add

    • 1 Egg*

    • 2 Eggs*

    • Side Gravy

    • Bacon Slices (3)

    • Pimento Grits

      gluten free, vegan

    • Old Bay Taters

      gluten free, vegan

    • Side Kale

      gluten free, vegan

    Brunch Sweethearts!

    • Good N Hot Cinny Rolls

      Baked fresh, glazed + sprinkled to order

    • Donuts

      Always vegan! Flavors rotate daily

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    • The Strip Mall Bowl*

      Pimento grits, 3 slices bacon, crispy potatoes, + 2 eggs sunny or scrambled

    • Grits N' Greens Bowl*

      Pimento grits, blistered kale + 2 eggs sunny or scrambled

      -

      Vegan option: sub in just egg

    • Biscuits + Gravy*

      Split biscuit topped with gravy (chicken, pork, or veggie sausage) + 2 eggs sunny or scrambled

    • Breakfast Hash*

      Potatoes, onions, kale in bell pepper butter + spices, just egg(v) or egg; choice of buttered toast

      -

      Add ham, bacon or sausage (veg, meaty)

    • Breakfast Burrito

      Chipotle mayo, potatoes, cheese, and eggs in flour tortilla

      -

      Smokey: with crispy bacon, smoky Nueske's ham

      Kale'n'it with kale + onions

      Vegan: sub in just egg + v chz on the kale'n'it

    • The Deluxe Scramble

      Two eggs, Nueske's ham, onions, blistered kale + cheddar. Choice of jam, side of toasted cornbread

    Bagels + More Nibbles

    • Perfect Lox Bagel

      Wild salmon, plain or spicy giardiniera cream cheese, capers, red onions, black pepper

      -

      Toasted bagel + cream cheese

      Kids combo (egg, choice toast, jam)

      Toasted biscuit + butter

      Yogurt parfait

    Bevs

    Sassy cow whole milk or oat milk

    Lattes

    12 oz hot, 16 oz iced, 16 oz hot

    • Mocha

      Housemade Valrhona syrup

      -

    • dirty chai

      Brewed from scratch "golden chai"

    • Native Maple Latte

      Pure maple extract, liquid smoke

    • Salted Caramel Latte

      Vegan housemade caramel syrup

    • Golden Chai

      Made in-house with oat milk, toasted spices, fresh turmeric + ginger, organic cane sugar,

      MAKE IT "DIRTY" with double espresso shot!

    Basic

    12 oz hot, 16 oz iced, 16 oz hot

    • Cafe Du Monde

    • Cold brew (16 oz)

    • Americano

    • Cappuccino

    • Latte

    • Hot Chocolate

    • Hot Tea

      (black, herbal)

    • Iced 16 oz

      Lemonade

      Iced tea (black)

      Arnold Palmer

      Fresh Orange Juice

    • Can/Bottled

      Mexican Coca-Cola, olipop, mineral water

    From Our Bakery

    • Cake Donut

      vegan

    • Chocolate Chip Cookie

      gluten free

    • Blueberry Muffin

    • Almond Croissant

    • DBL Choc Pepita Bread Slice

    Order for your next event!

    Breakfast Burrito Platters

    12 burrito halves, all with flour tortillas

    • Veggie Burrito

      Fresh veggies, onions, potato chips, scrambled eggs, cheese blend + chipotle mayo

      $85.00

      Make Them Vegan $10.00

      dairy free, vegan

    • Smokey Burrito

      Crispy bacon, Nueske's ham, scrambled egg, cheese, potato chips, chipotle, mayo

      $95.00

    Platters

    • Donut Platter

      26 of our infamous, vegan-friendly cake donuts. Flavors change daily, inquire for options

      $60.00

    • It Gets Butter Platter

      Serves 15. 40 savory fresh baked bites--choose from cheesy herb biscuit, cheesy herb cornbread (gf), or mix; choice of two 8 oz containers of spreads

      $60.00

      Choice of Two: Whipped Butter, Tomato Jam, Onion Jam

      Sub BACON Jam $15.00

    • Lil Smack Platter

      Includes five (5) vegan blueberry muffins, five (5) GF chocolate chip cookies, and ten (10) slices GF/vegan double chocolate pepita bread!

      $60.00

    • Quiche Platter

      Flakey buttermilk quiche. Cut in 6 or 8 slices

      Veggie & Cheese (Chef's Choice) $55.00

      Bacon, Onion, & Cheddar $60.00

    • Toast Platter

      Choose from cheesy herb biscuits, cheesy herb cornbread, sourdough or GF/V focaccia, or a mix - 24 pieces to each pan. Comes with butter/vegan butter. Add on jams!

      Biscuits $24.00

      Cornbread (GF) $24.00

      Sourdough (vegan) $24.00

      Focaccia (gf/v) $40.00

      Mix of Breads (Indicate Below) $35.00

      gluten free, vegan

    • Bagel Platter

      A dozen sliced bagels (everything, egg, or a variety mix); 16 oz whipped plain cream cheese and 16 oz giardiniera cream cheese. Yum! Serves 12-20 depending on how much your crowd loves carbs. Be a mensch and make it a Lox Platter! 1 pound wild caught salmon, plus tomatoes, cucumbers, capers + red onions.

      Bagel Platter $55.00

      Make it a Lox Platter! 1 pound wild caught salmon, plus tomatoes, cucumbers, capers + red onions $125.00

    Savory Sides

    • Bacon Slices

      12 servings (2 slices/person)

      $40.00

    • Breakfast Taters

      Yukon gold potatoes fried to perfection and tossed in old bay seasoning half serves 8-15/full serves 15-25

      $30.00

      $60.00

      gluten free, vegan

    • Breakfast Hash

      Yukon gold potatoes, sweet potatoes, onions, and kale, sautéed, seared, and tossed in a red pepper herb butter. Delicious! Can be made vegan. Serves 12 as entree, 20 as side

      Hash Tray (Serves 10-12) $75.00

      With Scrambled Egg $100.00

      Sub JUSTegg (vegan) $105.00

      dairy free, gluten free, vegetarian, vegan

    Life-Changing Breakfast Sammies

    One scrambled egg in butter or JUSTegg (v), choice of bread + mayo (plain, garlic chive, chipotle). Vegan/DF/GF options available!

    • Classic Platter

      6 sammies with a choice of protein, mayo + bread

      $50.00

      gluten free, vegan

    • BYOS: Build Your Own Sammie Platter

      6 sammies with choice of bread, protein, mayo, and jam. Additional protein upgrades available!

      $58.00

      Tomato Jam

      Balsamic Onion Jam

      Bacon Jam $5.00

      dairy free, gluten free, vegan

    • Bestest Platter

      Six (6) of our most #1 sammie: the Bestest! Bacon jam, choice of sausage, chive mayo + cheese Vegetarian Option: Tomato Jam & Beyond Veggie Sausage Vegan Option: Veg mods above & JUSTegg on sourdough

      Bestest $85.00

      Beyond Bestest $85.00

      Vegan Bestest $88.00

      dairy free, gluten free, vegan

    • Green Egg Platter

      6 sammies with onion jam, chive mayo, and buttery kale with choice of egg (just egg for v option)

      $75.00

      gluten free, vegan

    Bread Options

    • Cheesy Herb Biscuit

    • Cheesy Herb Cornbread

      gluten free

    • Sourdough

      vegan

    • Bagel

      vegan

    • Focaccia

      gluten free, vegan

    Savory Jams

    • Tomato

      gluten free, vegan

    • Balsamic Onion

      gluten free, vegan

    • Spreadable Bacon

      gluten free

    Upgrades!

    • Veggies (kale, onion)

    • Cheddar

    • Nueske's Ham or Bacon

    • House Pork/chix Sausage

    • Vegan Cheese

    • Beyond Veggie Sausage

    Sweet Sides

    • Fresh Fruit Platter

      Four types of fresh, ripe fruit.

      Half Tray (Serves 8-10) $55.00

      Full Tray (Serves 15-20) $105.00

      Individual 9 oz cups (minimum 6) $6.00 per each

      dairy free, gluten free, vegan

    • Yogurt Parfaits

      Full-fat yogurt, housemade GF granola, mixed berry fruit compote (9 oz each) Minimum purchase of six (6) required

      ea $6.00

      gluten free

    Breakfast Scrambles

    Serves 10-12. Made with cage-free eggs scrambled in butter. (Can be scrambled in oil for dairy-free)

    • Classic Scramble

      Made with cage-free eggs, scrambled in butter (can be scrambled in oil for dairy-free)

      $60.00

      dairy free, gluten free, vegan

    • Greens Scramble

      Mix of eggs and sauteed dino kale

      $65.00

      dairy free, gluten free, vegan

    • Veg Out Scramble

      Mix of eggs, kale, onions, peppers + mushrooms

      $75.00

      dairy free, gluten free, vegan

    • "Dad" Scramble

      Mix of eggs, Nueske's ham, onions + kale

      $80.00

      dairy free, gluten free, vegan

    • Add Protein to Your Scramble!

      With Wisconsin cheddar $15.00

      With Nueske's ham $30.00

      With house chix or pork sausage $25.00

      With vegan cheese $20.00

      With beyond veggie sausage $30.00

      gluten free, vegan

    Beverages

    96 oz, comes with cups, lids + stirrers upon request

    • Local Halfwit Drip Coffee (96oz hot)

      $26.00

    • Chicory Cafe du Monde Drip Coffee (96oz hot)

      $23.00

    • Halfwit Coldbrew

      .5 gal $19.00

      1 gal $34.00

    • House-Made Golden Chai

      $35.00

    • Gallon House Lemonade

      $25.00

    • Gallon Seasonal Fruit Lemonade

      $28.00

    • Fresh-Squeezed Orange Juice

      One (1) gallon

      $35.00

    Add the Fixins

    • Organic Half and Half

    • Oat Milk

    • Organic Simple Syrup

    • Dry Goods: Plates, Napkins/Flatware

      please add this option if you need forks, plates, napkins, etc. Add more on like cups/lids/stirrers

      $0.50

    Lunch Salads

    • Green Goddessque Salad (gf, v )

      mixed greens, zucchini, cucumbers, tomato, toasted pepitas & pickled onions. Comes with green goddess dressing. Half tray serves 10-15 Full tray serves 15-20

      Half Tray (serves 10-15) $45.00

      Full Tray (Serves 15-20) $85.00

    • Tossed Kale Salad

      Lacinato kale tossed in house ranch, pickled onions Half tray serves 10-15 Full tray serves 15-20

      Half Tray $45.00

      Full Tray $80.00

      dairy free, gluten free, vegan

    • House Greens Salad

      Mixed greens, cucumbers, tomato, pickled onions with house vinaigrette Half tray serves 10-15 Full tray serves 15-20

      Half Tray $45.00

      Full Tray $80.00

      gluten free, vegan

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