Menus
Explore our dinner, brunch, and catering menus, packed with gluten-free, vegan, and vegetarian options that never skimp on flavor.
Dinner Menu
Apps n Things
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Castelvetrano Olives
gluten free, vegan
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Hush Puppies (6)
gluten free
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Cheesy Breadsticks
With ranch + marinara sides
vegan
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Green Goddess-Que Salad
gluten free, vegan
Drinkies (Gluten Free and Vigan)
In-house drinks 16 oz-
Iced Tea
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Lemonade
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Arnold Palmer
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Golden Chai
$32.00
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Cold Brew Coffee
$16.00
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Olipop Can
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Mexican Coke
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Topo Chico
Detroit Style Pizza
8x10 pizza served with red sauce on top Sub vegan cheese Sub gluten free/vegan crust-
Basic Cheese
Vegan Cheese
Gluten Free and Vegan Crust
Dino Kale
Mushrooms
Red Onion
Ricotta Cheese
Roasted Red Pepper
Spicy Giardiniera
Beyond Veggie Sausage (Vegan)
Italian Sausage
Pepperoni
Barbecue
Buffalo
House Ranch
Marinara
Want a Little Sugar?
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House Tiramisu
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Almond Croissant
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Choco Chip Cookie
gluten free
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Double Chocolate Pepita Bread
gluten free, vegan
Main Menu
Life Changing Breakfast Sandwiches
Choose smack dab scrambled egg* or just egg Sub in any bread you desire, options below-
The Bestest Seller
House sausage (chicken or pork), cheese, bacon jam, garlic chive mayo on biscuit
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Beyond bestest: sub tomato jam + Beyond veg sausage
Vegan bestest: sub just egg, vegan cheese on sourdough
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The Best Seller
Egg, bacon jam, garlic chive mayo, cheesy biscuit
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Green Eggs + Jam
Buttery kale, garlic chive mayo, balsamic onion jam
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Vegan Green Sammie
Kale, just egg, onion jam, vegan chive mayo on sourdough
Cheese/vegan cheeze, or veg sausage $1.50
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Classic Sammie
Scrambled egg (or just egg), choice of bread + mayo
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Rotating Special Sammie
Ask us about our special sammie of the month!
Varies
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Build Your Own Sammie
Start with egg or just egg! Choose bread, mayo, proteins + extras. Customize to your heart's content!
Bread
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Cheesy Herb Biscuit
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Cheesy Herb Cornbread
gluten free
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Sourdough
vegan
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Bagel
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Focaccia
gluten free, vegan
Savory Jams
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Tomato
gluten free, vegan
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Balsamic Onion
gluten free, vegan
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Spreadable Bacon
gluten free
Mayos
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Plain, Chive, Chipotle
gluten free, vegan
Upgrades
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Kale
gluten free
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Sauteed Onions
gluten free
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Extra Egg
gluten free
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Cheese or Vegan Cheese
gluten free
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Nueske's Ham
gluten free
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Bacon
gluten free
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Pork or Chix Sausage
gluten free
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Beyond Veggie Sausage
gluten free
Add
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1 Egg*
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2 Eggs*
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Side Gravy
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Bacon Slices (3)
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Pimento Grits
gluten free, vegan
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Old Bay Taters
gluten free, vegan
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Side Kale
gluten free, vegan
Brunch Sweethearts!
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Good N Hot Cinny Rolls
Baked fresh, glazed + sprinkled to order
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Donuts
Always vegan! Flavors rotate daily
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The Strip Mall Bowl*
Pimento grits, 3 slices bacon, crispy potatoes, + 2 eggs sunny or scrambled
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Grits N' Greens Bowl*
Pimento grits, blistered kale + 2 eggs sunny or scrambled
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Vegan option: sub in just egg
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Biscuits + Gravy*
Split biscuit topped with gravy (chicken, pork, or veggie sausage) + 2 eggs sunny or scrambled
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Breakfast Hash*
Potatoes, onions, kale in bell pepper butter + spices, just egg(v) or egg; choice of buttered toast
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Add ham, bacon or sausage (veg, meaty)
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Breakfast Burrito
Chipotle mayo, potatoes, cheese, and eggs in flour tortilla
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Smokey: with crispy bacon, smoky Nueske's ham
Kale'n'it with kale + onions
Vegan: sub in just egg + v chz on the kale'n'it
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The Deluxe Scramble
Two eggs, Nueske's ham, onions, blistered kale + cheddar. Choice of jam, side of toasted cornbread
Bagels + More Nibbles
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Perfect Lox Bagel
Wild salmon, plain or spicy giardiniera cream cheese, capers, red onions, black pepper
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Toasted bagel + cream cheese
Kids combo (egg, choice toast, jam)
Toasted biscuit + butter
Yogurt parfait
Bevs
Sassy cow whole milk or oat milkLattes
12 oz hot, 16 oz iced, 16 oz hot-
Mocha
Housemade Valrhona syrup
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dirty chai
Brewed from scratch "golden chai"
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Native Maple Latte
Pure maple extract, liquid smoke
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Salted Caramel Latte
Vegan housemade caramel syrup
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Golden Chai
Made in-house with oat milk, toasted spices, fresh turmeric + ginger, organic cane sugar,
MAKE IT "DIRTY" with double espresso shot!
Basic
12 oz hot, 16 oz iced, 16 oz hot-
Cafe Du Monde
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Cold brew (16 oz)
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Americano
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Cappuccino
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Latte
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Hot Chocolate
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Hot Tea
(black, herbal)
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Iced 16 oz
Lemonade
Iced tea (black)
Arnold Palmer
Fresh Orange Juice
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Can/Bottled
Mexican Coca-Cola, olipop, mineral water
From Our Bakery
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Cake Donut
vegan
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Chocolate Chip Cookie
gluten free
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Blueberry Muffin
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Almond Croissant
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DBL Choc Pepita Bread Slice
Catering
Breakfast Platters
Serves 10-12. Made with cage-free eggs scrambled in butter. (Can be scrambled in oil for dairy-free.)-
Greens Scramble
Mix of eggs and sauteed dino kale
$65.00
gluten free, vegan
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Veg out Scramble
Mix of eggs, kale, onions, peppers + mushrooms
$70.00
gluten free, vegan
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"Dad" Scramble
Mix of eggs, Nueske's ham, onions + kale
$80.00
gluten free, vegan
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Add Protein to Your Scramble!
With Wisconsin cheddar $15.00
With Nueske's ham $30.00
With house chix or pork sausage $25.00
With vegan cheese $20.00
With beyond veggie sausage $30.00
gluten free, vegan
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Toast Platter
Choose from cheesy herb biscuits, cheesy herb cornbread, sourdough or GF/V focaccia, or a mix. Comes with butter/vegan butter. Add on jams!
24 Pieces BISCUIT $24.00
24 Pieces CORNBREAD $24.00
24 Pieces SOURDOUGH (v) $20.00
24 Pieces FOCACCIA (gf/v) $40.00
gluten free, vegan
Breakfast Burrito Platter
12 burrito halves, all with flour tortillas-
Veggie Burrito
Fresh veggies, onions, potato chips, scrambled eggs, cheese blend + chipotle mayo
$85.00
Make them vegan $10.00
vegan
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Smokey Burrito
Crispy bacon, Nueske's ham, scrambled egg, cheese, potato chips, chipotle, mayo
$95.00
Bagel Platter
$45/dozen24 ounces whipped plan cream cheese and a dozen sliced bagels (plain, everything, or mix)
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Make It a Lox Platter
1 lb smoked wild-caught salmon, red onion, capers, cucumber, tomato
$75.00
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Fresh Fruit Platter
4 Types of fresh, ripe fruit. Half tray serves 8-10; full tray serves 15-20
$50.00
$95.00
individual 9 oz cups (minimum 6) $6.00 per each
Sides+ Salad
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Tossed Kale Salad
Lacinato kale tossed in house ranch, pickled onions half tray serves 10-15
$35.00
gluten free, vegan
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House Greens Salad
Mixed greens, cucumbers, tomato, pickled onions with house vinaigrette half tray serves 10-15
$40.00
gluten free, vegan
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Bacon Slices
12 servings (2/person) other protein sides available
$40.00
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Breakfast Taters
Yukon gold potatoes fried to perfection and tossed in old bay seasoning half serves 8-15/full serves 15-25
$30.00
$60.00
gluten free, vegan
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Yogurt Parfaits
Full-fat yogurt, housemade granola, mixed berry fruit compote (9 oz each)
ea $6.50
gluten free
Bottles + Cans
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Mexican Coca-Cola
12 oz
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Olipop, assorted flavors
16 oz
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Sparkling Mineral Water
12 oz
Life Changing Breakfast Sammies
One scrambled egg in butter or just egg (v), choice of bread + mayo (plain, garlic chive, chipotle). Vegan/df/gf options-
Classic Platter
6 sammies with a choice of protein, mayo + bread
$48.00
gluten free, vegan
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Variety Platter
6 sammies with egg, an assortment of vegetarian jams and mayos
$55.00
gluten free, vegan
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Bestest Platter
6 of our most #1 sammie: the bestest! Bacon jam, choice of sausage, chive mayo + cheese
Can be veggie or vegan! $75.00
gluten free, vegan
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Green Egg Platter
6 sammies with onion jam, chive mayo, and buttery kale with choice of egg (just egg for v option)
$60.00
gluten free, vegan
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Custom Platter
Don't follow the crowd-build your own! 6 sandwich min, no more than 3 variations per platter
prices vary
gluten free, vegan
Bread
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Cheesy Herb Biscuit
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Cheesy Herb Cornbread
gluten free
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Sourdough
vegan
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Bagel
vegan
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Focaccia
gluten free, vegan
Savory Jams
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Tomato
gluten free, vegan
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Balsamic Onion
gluten free, vegan
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Spreadable Bacon
gluten free
Upgrades!
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Veggies (kale, onion)
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Cheddar
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Nueske's Ham or Bacon
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House Pork/chix Sausage
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Vegan Cheese
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Beyond Veggie Sausage
Platters
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Donut Platter
26 of our infamous, vegan-friendly cake donuts. Flavors change daily, inquire for options
$60.00
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It Gets Butter Platter
Serves 15. 40 savory fresh baked bites--choose from cheesy herb biscuit, cheesy herb cornbread (gf), or mix; choice of two 8 oz containers of spreads
$55.00
Choice of Two: Whipped Butter, Tomato Jam, Onion Jam
Sub BACON Jam $15.00
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Lil Smack Platter
Serves 10-12. 5 berry muffins 5 chocolate chip cookies and 5 slices dbl chocolate bread
$55.00
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Custom Sweets Platter
Choose from: donuts, almond croissants, banana bread, cinnamon rolls, muffins, choc pepita bread, choc chip cookie. 6 piece min
Prices vary
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Quiche Platter
Flakey buttermilk quiche. Cut in 6 or 8 slices
$35.00
Veggie + cheddar bacon onion cheddar $5.00
Beverages
96 oz, comes with cups, lids + stirrers upon request-
96 oz local Halfwit drip (hot)
$26.00
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96 oz hot chicory Cafe du Monde
$23.00
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Halfwit Coldbrew
.5 gal $19.00
1 gal $34.00
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House-Made Golden Chai
$35.00
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Gallon House Lemonade
$25.00
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Gallon Seasonal Fruit Lemonade
$28.00
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Gallon Fresh Squeezed Orange Juice
$25.00
Add the Fixins
8 oz $3/16 oz $5-
Organic Half and Half
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Organic Simple Syrup
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Oat Milk
House vanilla + salted caramel syrup available
Pizza Platters
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Specialty Pizza Platters
All specialty pizzas come with cheese blend and red sauce on the side. Wise Guy: Veggie or Italian Sausage, Spicy Giardiniera, Mushroom Caprese: Roasted Tomatoes, Basil Pesto Drizzle, Balsamic Glaze Milk + Honey: Ri-goat-ta Cheese, Chili Flakes, Honey Drizzle BLT: Bacon Pieces, Roasted Tomatoes, Arugula, Ranch Drizzle Don't see a pizza that's on our menu? Reach out and we'll make it into a platter for you!
Milk + Honey $65.00
Caprese $66.00
BLT/Bacon $68.00
BLT/Sub Veg Sausage $70.00
Wise Guy/PORK Sausage $68.00
Wise Guy/VEGGIE Sausage $70.00
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Classic Pizza Platters
18 slices of our crispy Detroit style pizza. Comes with red sauce on the side so you can top when you're ready to serve or have diners dip as they eat! Each platter serves 6-10.
Cheese Pizza $50.00
Mushroom Pizza $53.00
Italian Sausage Pizza $58.00
Pepperoni Pizza $58.00
Veggie Sausage Pizza $60.00
gluten free, vegetarian option, vegan option
Lunch Combos
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Lovely Lunches!
Perfect for working lunches or larger events! Half sandwich, wrap or 2 slices of pizza; side salad; pastry. Minimum 6/variation. No subs, with exception of GF crust on pizza (+$2/person)
$16.00
Make Pizza Lunch GF $2.00
Lunch Salads
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Single Full Size Salads
want a salad as an entree? (oooh, you're so healthy!) choose from our Cobb-ish or our Green Goddess-que Salad. Minimum 6/order.
Cobb-ish Salad $15.00
Green Goddess-que $12.00
Green Goddess/ADD CHICKEN $15.00
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House Greens Salad
Mixed greens, cucumbers, tomato, pickled onions with house vinaigrette half tray serves 10-15
$40.00
gluten free, vegan
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Tossed Kale Salad
Lacinato kale tossed in house ranch, pickled onions half tray serves 10-15
$35.00
gluten free, vegan